“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich
“stop tap dancing, its not a real career!!” my mother shouted at me. she just doesnt understand my dream of dancing on sinks
im gonna put on every single shirt i own
IM WEARING 32 SHIRTS
HOW AM I GONNA GET ALL THESE OFF I GOTTA PEE
they’re shirts not pants do u pee through ur nipples or something
I always appreciate these photosets- they’re like, idk, Now That’s What I Call Tumblr or something
I had to restrain myself from hitting the reblog button several times over
“yea or nay” i ask the jury. one by one they all stand up. “nay” they say. tears fill my eyes. the bill will not pass. now my son will never get the education he needs. why did i think a jury full of horses was a good idea
three people unfollowed me after i posted this
my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water
That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of
r u calling me fat
Me atm. I’m sorry baby, i fought too much and i’m tired :(
We can make a puppet show.
We can make a musical.
We can make a second musical.
We can cross two Harry Potter related things and make it hysterical.
We can take a famous…
I’m so sorry.
And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or the sky. Like come on at least be creative.
His eyes were as blue as the blue liquid used in commercials for Always Pads.